The Typhoon That Wasn't

Before I start writing, a disclaimer: I am telling you all about the weather here because I find it amusing, not because I am worried about it, nor because I want you to get worried about it or me. I am not in any danger. Do not get panicky about me being potentially blown away on the wind or swept into the sea. I weigh over a hundred and thirty-five pounds. The sea is miles away. Do not worry. You know who you are.


The weekend after I arrived, my host mother took me aside to show me the weather section of the newspaper. The illustration she pointed out was a map of Japan, covered with ominous concentric circles moving north. According to Host Mother, a taifuu was headed our way.

In case I wasn't clear on what a taifuu was, she cited "Texas-shu no Katrina".

( I was understandably agitated at this news... )

Chihiro At War

For anyone concerned about my mental state while I'm over here in far-off lands, worry no more. I have a personal psychiatrist and cheerleader of my very own.

I'd recommend him to anyone, except that he might have a little trouble getting to appointments. He's five years old.

From the minute I met him, my smaller host brother, Chihiro, has been waging war on any loneliness or depression I might be feeling. It is practically impossible to feel blue with a happy, chattering five-year-old crawling into your lap to give you random hugs at any given moment of the day.

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Engrish Report #1

Chronicled below is my collection, so far, of Engrish (amusing decorative "English" often seen on Japanese products). A few items that have been already listed in previous entries are omitted here. Enjoy! XD

At the parking-toll entrance of Shinrinkoen Park:
SMOOTH IN!

On the photo booths at the local arcade:
Hey! Hey! 1...2...3... ALL FLASH!!!

Local car dealership:
Car Life Park Capoo

Sign in Shinrinkoen Park:
Naughtiness Fort

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